Archive for October 2009
Although we have reached the end of Breast Cancer Awareness month, please continue to do your part in the fight against this horrible disease.
In the 31 days of posting my Daily Dose of Boobs related material I have shared this information with over 1,000 people and am quite please with that.
The colors on my blog will go back to normal and my avatar will change her clothes but even though these things will happen, I will still continue to support the cause, pray for a cure and keep hope in my heart that someday this disease will not affect the world as it currently does.
With that in mind, I thought this month should end on a happy note, so here is a little something to make you chuckle and I hope you bust up laughing as much as I did, in an almost piss my pants while driving my car kind of way.
Enjoy!
By Robert Lund
And just in case you didn’t follow that, here are the lyrics:
Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs
Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD’s
MRE’s and PFD’s
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs
Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs
Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin’ cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs
Two-point jumpers, Bambi’s Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins
Your claims I’m breast-obsessed are true
We’re quite a pair ’cause I’m a boob too
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No Bake Peanut Butter Balls
- 1/2 cup peanut butter
- 1/2 cup honey
- 2 tablespoons powdered milk
Instructions
Mix all other ingredients well.
Roll into balls.
Then roll again in Cornflakes until covered.
Refrigerate leftovers.
This is a yummy snack that’s great with milk !
God Heals
By Anonymous
Remember when you heard the words -
and your mind went blank – you were in another world
God heals
Remember in your darkest hours -
when all that surrounds you is pain and sorrow
God heals
Remember friends’ prayers – your family’s encouragement
- glimmers of hope from everyday angels
God heals
Quiet…you can hear Him now -
always there – yet never this close
God heals
It’s just another day -
yet everything has changed – and you hear yourself say
God heals
Birds are singing -
the sky is a beautiful blue – flowers are blooming…
God heals
Truths that you knew as a child -
awakened again with new understanding
God heals
Remember when others can’t -
that life is a gift – each day to treasure
God Has Healed
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Yes. As you can see, I’ve made a few changes around these parts.
I know, I know, I haven’t been able to make up my mind about who I am or what this blog should be and blah blah blah.
Then one day Hardworking Hubby mentioned something along the lines of The Megalomaniac Mommy and I thought to myself…
huh…..
that is so ME!
I am SOOOOOO the megalomaniac mommy!
Ok, I admit it, I suffer from delusions of grandeur on a daily basis.
This is what has led me to believe that I am so totally awesome and that you all really do love me (see, there it is, those damn delusions….)
Yeah. That’s right. I am owning up to it. I’m not just a crazy mommy…..I’m FAR beyond crazy!
So, stay tuned and bear with me as I continue to work out the kinks here and there.
And oh yeah, if you are looking @ this via Internet Explorer, please let me know if you see anything strange since IE hates my new code!
So, enjoy! Leave me a comment or 2 and let me know what you think so far!
Thanks!
